Today I played a joke on my co-workers:
Me, "so, um...yeah. got a minute? I want to talk about something."
Co-Worker, "Sure, what's up?"
Me, "Well, I met this guy online and well, I think I'm in love. He's handsome, blonde hair, playful, has the most gorgeous brown eyes, and a nice hairy chest to rub."
Me, "I'm meeting him this weekend in the USA and I might ask him to come live with me."
Co-Worker: <stunned silence>
Me, "Well, what do you think?"
Co-Worker, "Ahhhh...ummmm...close the door and let's talk about this."
Me, "Oh, and he's a 2 year old Shih Tzu!"
Co-Worker: Damn near faints with relief.
Then I asked for part of Friday afternoon off, emailed Miss Eleni, and will be going down to Furbaby Rescue Friday evening to meet