GRRRR RUFF Ruff Ruff "Fear Me!"
I gots a bath today! Mom did it herself so I didn't get to go to Diggity-Dog but we did pass the place on our Let's Go! Mom takes me for a Let's Go after my bath so I don't shakeshakeshake all over the furniture, or roll around the yard and get all dirty again.
It was hot out so I dried off pretty quickly. Pooped a lot on this one, though - made mom use three bags! When we got home I gots brushed out a few times (and damn, my tail looks poofy!) Mom tried to take a picture of my tail but I'm not fond of how my butt looks in pictures (that, and I'm only THREE, isn't that illegal?) so I kept twisting back to look forward again. Then that darn flashy thing went off in my eyes. I'm blinded!! Oh, wait a minute...ah, there we go, now I can see again, if a little blinky-eyed.
Mom says one more week of the Super-Long weekend to go. She says to tell everyone she's behind schedule on the chores but will make up the time next week. Busy week ahead, going with friends to various appointments, going to the Doctor herself, and maybe I'll get to see Aunt Diane again. Mom says she's taking Aunt Diane to one of her appointments a la Driving Miss Daisy. Not sure what that means, but mom giggles when she says it.
Finally, mom says she has to wash my toys. Says they're all dirty and little crusty from me carrying them around in my mouth. I rather like how they taste, thankyouverymuch! I hope she uses chicken-flavoured soap!